Oh, man, do I love this drink. A real hidden gem, this one! The jewel of my eye! A cut above the rest! Har! Har! Okay, that’ll do. So, this cocktail has been well covered by the internet-drink-enthusiasts-guild (you know who you are). There’s probably not a lot more to say about it, but I’m […]
February
21
Stiletta
posted by The Paternal Drunk
Oh… Hi, there. It’s me! The Paternal Drunk. Remember? No? Well, shit. I can’t blame you – it’s been awhile. A long while. According to my annual WordPress recap report, I managed a whopping 3 new posts in 2015. A barren, unfruitful year across the Paternal Drunk blogscape, if I am honest. Despite my abysmal […]
September
05
Neat Ice Kit
posted by The Paternal Drunk
What the shit is this? This isn’t a cocktail! An irrefutable fact, dear Readers. I’ve decided to expand the breadth of my cocktail blogging to include some equipment reviews. Who knows? Maybe I’ll throw in a bottle review, or even a local bar review here and there. The sky’s the limit for 2015, People! (well, […]
January
21
Dave Matthews
posted by The Paternal Drunk
I didn’t make it back to my hometown of Fredericton, New Brunswick this past holiday season (Lord, it seems like a long time ago now). I can’t remember the reason. Something about $2400 worth of plane tickets and traveling with 2½-year-old and 2-month-old girls in shitty weather. Yeah, that was it. As such, although it […]
January
09
De la Louisiane
posted by The Paternal Drunk
Happy New Year! I trust everyone rung in the New Year in a completely responsible and respectable manner. I did. I certainly didn’t wake up with a debilitating hangover, forcibly ejected from the halls of sleep at 6 AM by a 2½-year-old screaming “DADDY! IT’S MORNING TIME!” Nope, not me. My mouth didn’t feel like […]
December
26
Penicillin
posted by The Paternal Drunk
Everybody is sick. Let me paint you a picture. My sinuses are congested and my head feels like it’s full of concrete. My 2½-year-old is coughing like she’s been down in the coal mines all her life and has a perpetual runny nose. My 3-month-old is suffering from a wicked post-nasal drip resulting in choking […]
December
15
Cobble Hill
posted by The Paternal Drunk
Well, the Paternal Drunk is back from a bit of an extended break. During my absence from the blogosphere, my number of chillens has grown from one to two. Egad! I am now the proud father of two beautiful daughters, God help me. I predict a spike in my drinking habits in, say… 12 years. […]
September
28
Left Hand
posted by The Paternal Drunk
“When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it’s your best friend that does it.” – Benjamin ‘Lefty’ Ruggiero, “Donnie Brasco” The Left Hand cocktail can be described a couple different ways. It’s my understanding that Sam Ross, the creator of the drink, described it as the confluence of […]
July
17
Conquistador
posted by The Paternal Drunk
“Nosotros los españoles sufrimos de una enfermedad del corazón que sólo el oro puede curar” “We Spaniards suffer from a sickness of the heart that only gold can cure.” – Hernán Cortés Conquistadors, from the Spanish/Portuguese word meaning “conquerors”, were murderous, disease-spreading bastards operating under the guises of “adventurers” and “explorers”. These Spaniards and Portuguese […]
June
22
Paper Plane
posted by The Paternal Drunk
I fly like paper, get high like planes If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name If you come around here, I make ’em all day I get one down in a second if you wait – Mathangi “Maya” Arulpragasam (M.I.A.) This drink was created by Sam Ross when he […]
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